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Everything Conker Cup sells, in one place: apparel, laces, nut tech and ready-built rigs.

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Apparel.

T-shirts, caps and the odd conker-themed accessory.

  • Ard Enuf T-shirt£14.99Checkout coming soon
  • Cracking Nuts T-shirt£14.99Checkout coming soon
  • Chestnut Chat Podcast Hat£16.99Checkout coming soon
  • Women Conker T-shirtOut of stock
  • Conker Cup Polo ShirtOut of stock
  • Don't Submit T-shirt (men's classic tee)£14.99Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Cup Baseball Cap£19.99Checkout coming soon
  • Vintage Conker Cup T-shirt£14.99Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Cup Nut Sack (tote bag)Out of stock
  • Key Workers Conker T-shirt£14.99Checkout coming soon
  • Our Nuts on Your Face MaskNew£9.99Checkout coming soon
A bundle of flat black laces resting on a pile of conkers.

Laces.

Round or flat, waxed or woven. The trade-offs behind each one are on Training.

  • Conker Cup Dope Rope£9.99Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Cup Glow Rope£4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Cup CSI Lace£4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Cup Pride LaceRainbow flat sport lace.£2.99Checkout coming soon
  • Stadux Waxed Round Lace£2.99Checkout coming soon
  • Fabmania Red£2.99Checkout coming soon
  • OrthoStep Flat Athletic£2.99Checkout coming soon
  • Cubser Classic£4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Miscly Round£2.99Checkout coming soon
  • Miscly Round Boot Lace£4.99Checkout coming soon

Nut Tech.

From a £4.99 brush to a £700 LEGO Conker Kit. Independent reviews of some of this tech are on Training.

  • Nut Deflector Arm ProtectorExclusive£10.00Checkout coming soon
  • Conker Shard Eye Guard£9.99Checkout coming soon
  • Nut Brush£4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Gentleman's Conker Kit£50.00Checkout coming soon
  • Scoring Rings — Single SetNew£5.99Checkout coming soon
  • Scoring Rings — Double SetNew£9.99Checkout coming soon
  • Scoring Rings — Tournament SetNew£44.99Checkout coming soon
  • LEGO Conker Kit Mk1£350.00Checkout coming soon
  • LEGO Conker Kit Mk2New£700.00Checkout coming soon
The open Gentleman's Conker Kit: a brush, a black lace, a bottle of Conker Gin and two glasses in a fitted wooden box.
The Gentleman's Conker Kit, £50.00.

Conker Rigs & Kits.

Ready-built rigs: a lace, a stopper knot and a conker, laid out and sold as one. Full lace, knot and conker detail for each is on Training.

  • Round Backstop Rig rig, sold ready-built.
    Round Backstop Rig

    Cubser waxed round durable.

    £4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Round Classic Red Rig rig, sold ready-built.
    Round Classic Red Rig

    Waxed round lace.

    £4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Estar Cheesy Bouncer rig, sold ready-built.
    Estar Cheesy Bouncer

    Miscly flat elastic.

    £4.99Checkout coming soon
  • Flat Cheesy Steve Rig rig, sold ready-built.
    Flat Cheesy Steve RigConker Cup Recommended

    OrthoStep flat athletic.

    £4.99Checkout coming soon

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  • Starter Conker Kit£7.99Checkout coming soon

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